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I Hate Valentine's Day

Written By: Sonya Sobieski
Length: 25-30 minutes
Cast Size: 8-20+ actors (suggested casting: 6F, 4 any)
Genre: Comedy
Sub-Genre: Christmas/Holiday
Synopsis:
February 14th is approaching and it’s Nicole’s least favorite day of the year. After all, Valentine’s Day is a giant money-making scheme that makes people feel inferior and values who you’re with over who you are. Nicole’s friends are determined to find a solution to the candy grams, carnations, and imaginary boyfriends. Perhaps the answer to the madness can be found in…the rainforest?...Read More

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Product specification details
Genre Comedy
Sub-genre Christmas/Holiday
Length Type One-Act
Theme Relationships, Romance
Cast Size 8-20+ actors (suggested casting: 6F, 4 any)
Approx. Running Time 25-30 minutes

* Minimum Royalty: $60.00 / performance

Script PDF: $10.00

Acting Edition Book: $10.99

* Listed royalties are minimum rates for non-professional and school productions. Actual rates will be calculated during checkout. Professional rates are determined after an application is submitted.

February 14th is approaching and it’s Nicole’s least favorite day of the year. After all, Valentine’s Day is a giant money-making scheme that makes people feel inferior and values who you’re with over who you are. Nicole’s friends are determined to find a solution to the candy grams, carnations, and imaginary boyfriends. Perhaps the answer to the madness can be found in…the rainforest? An enlightened comedy about realizing you can’t hurry love.

The script contains detailed options for either virtual or in-person performance.